Top Ten Sports Moments in South Park

They've probably offended you at one point or another. They've probably forced you to change the channel with their offensive language. But they've also probably made you laugh out loud with their outrageous antics. Nobody is safe from being the target of South Park ridicule and that works just fine for us.

So here are the Top Ten Sports moments in South Park's 12 season run.

(If you're at work, I suggest you turn the volume down just in case.)

10. Guitar Queer-O
Season 11



It's only a small part of this hilarious episode, but the boys take a shot at Denver Broncos QB Jay Cutler that pretty much sums up how most fantasy football GM's feel about him.

9. Cow Days
Season 2



So Cartman loses his memory and thinks he's an Asian prostitute named Ming Lee. The boys take advantage of this and enter him into a bull-riding competition to win a couple of 'Terrence and Phillip" dolls.
Yikes.

8. Eek
Season 12



Cartman uses Bill Belichick and Spygate as the basis for a lesson plan while teaching inner city kids.

7. Wing
Season 9



In an attempt to become agents, the boys sign up Wing as their first client...as a singer. Instead of American Idol, she ends up on 'The Contender'.

6. Kyle's New Look
Season 9



In order to make the Colorado All-State basketball team, Kyle decides to, um, well, make a few changes to his appearance.
(If you're at work, I advise you to keep the volume down on this one)

5. Dodgeball
Season 2



The boys are forced to play dodge-ball in gym class and eventually Chef turns them into a team that travels to the Far East to play International Dodgeball finals.

4. Stanley's Cup
Season 10



A judge orders Stan to become a youth hockey league coach after his bike is impounded for too many parking tickets. Eventually, he promises a kid on the team who has cancer that his teammates would win the big game for him.
Little did they know, that game would be against the Detroit Red Wings.

3. "Asspen"
Season 6



Just listen to the lyrics...."We're gonna need a montage.."

2. Up the Down Steroid
Season 8



The beauty of this show is that they can say the things everyone else is afraid to.
I wonder how McGwire, Bonds and Giambi feel after watching this episode.

1. The Losing Edge
Season 9



This episode has it all. A montage to the music of 'You're the Best Around' - from The Karate Kid - a tribute to every Rocky movie ever made, and if you pay close enough attention, a little bit of Nintendo's RBI Baseball.