10. Shingo Katayama
Shingo looks like a college girl that bought a $4 cowboy hat at Target for her sorority's Country and Western themed party.
9. Darren Clarke
Clarke's the kind of guy who would probably scold you for wearing white after Labor Day.
8. Rory Sabbatini
He's already Tiger's bitch, so.......
7. Luke Donald
Look, I like Luke Donald, but let's be honest.
In that outfit, throw on some high heels, one of those ridiculous Kentucky Derby-type hats on and put a glass of merlot in his hand and he's ready for a night out on the town with his sisters on the LPGA.
6. Colin Montgomerie
Not only does he whine like a girl, but I can guarantee you Monty has one of those cat sweaters with the fake fur on the front that he endlessly brags about.
5. Justin Rose
He's just so dainty, I feel like maybe he belongs on the cover of Seventeen magazine explaining why he's saving himself for that special someone.
4. Ian Poulter
I've got a hundred bucks on Michelle Wie once these two get into a cat-fight.
3. Johan Edfors
My girlfriend has that exact same skirt.
2. Camilo Villegas
You and I both know only a woman could get down in that position 18 times a day. This guy should be making Jenna Jameson type money.
1. Sergio Garcia
Despite the fact he looks like Curios George's owner - 'The Man in the Yellow Hat' - the girls would love him because he'd happily tag along on shopping trips and insist on being first to get a pedicure after a long day out on the links.
And more importantly, he might even win a tournament.
Shingo looks like a college girl that bought a $4 cowboy hat at Target for her sorority's Country and Western themed party.9. Darren Clarke
Clarke's the kind of guy who would probably scold you for wearing white after Labor Day.8. Rory Sabbatini
He's already Tiger's bitch, so.......7. Luke Donald
Look, I like Luke Donald, but let's be honest.In that outfit, throw on some high heels, one of those ridiculous Kentucky Derby-type hats on and put a glass of merlot in his hand and he's ready for a night out on the town with his sisters on the LPGA.
6. Colin Montgomerie
Not only does he whine like a girl, but I can guarantee you Monty has one of those cat sweaters with the fake fur on the front that he endlessly brags about.5. Justin Rose
He's just so dainty, I feel like maybe he belongs on the cover of Seventeen magazine explaining why he's saving himself for that special someone.4. Ian Poulter
I've got a hundred bucks on Michelle Wie once these two get into a cat-fight.3. Johan Edfors
My girlfriend has that exact same skirt.2. Camilo Villegas
You and I both know only a woman could get down in that position 18 times a day. This guy should be making Jenna Jameson type money.1. Sergio Garcia
Despite the fact he looks like Curios George's owner - 'The Man in the Yellow Hat' - the girls would love him because he'd happily tag along on shopping trips and insist on being first to get a pedicure after a long day out on the links.And more importantly, he might even win a tournament.
Olsen's Masters Pick: Tigger (Way to go out on a limb huh?)
2 comments:
Forget them, Natalie Gulbis still a lot prettier.
& Probably Mrs. Monty would rather see her nude than him.
You got linked to Deadspin. Nice!
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