10. Koskue Fukudome
I don't know what the percentage of Japanese in Chicago is, but there is no way that the cities wealthiest Asian isn't finding something new on a daily basis.
9. Zach Martin
Now former TTCS ladies man has remotely recently found a girlfriend (right?), but just one conversation with the man and I am sure you will find his traits deem himself more than worthy of a spot. Check out his new site slowbreaker.com, which debuts sometime in the next few weeks.
8. Tyrus Thomas
He impresses young ladies by taking them to his private gym and dunking over them. It gets 'em every time.
7. Brian Anderson
Just one look at the guy and he'll even bring the Southern California out of most women.
6. Brian Urlacher
Urlacher threatened to hold out earlier this season because he needed that cash to pay child support.
5. Pat Kane
You heard it on this site first, Pat Kane loves to party. It is only a matter of time before the 20-year-old starts to get interested in girls. Then he'll be winning their heart one jaegerbomb at a time.
4. Kyle Orton
A picture is worth a thousand words. If I am not mistaken that is Aaron Rowand next to him. Would he have made the list in 2005?
3. Greg Olsen
"Dropped my drawers and showed the girl my third leg." (Mom do NOT go to that link and listen to what is said.)
2. Derrick Rose
The Englewood heartthrob could get any teen in the city. While he has a girlfriend, it doesn't stop girls from taking their stab at him. Girls, Derrick and I are Facebook friends, I read that wall of his.
1. Alfonso Soriano
Deadspin found a fun fact about Soriano a few months ago. Let's just say their piece is titled "Getting to know Alfonso Soriano's alleged road beef," which is interesting considering he has a wife and kids back in the Dominican. Interesting.
3 comments:
I love the 7th Floor Crew reference. Superb!
You have quite a talent for thinking up topics week after week :)
I thought Urlacher played defense. He is definitely making an "offensive" move in the picture.
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