Friday, February 27, 2009

Rest In Peace to two Bulls legends

TTCS will return with a new list next Monday.

On Thursday February 26, 2009, the Chicago Bulls and their fans lost two of the all-time greats, Johnny ‘Red’ Kerr and ‘Stormin’ Norman Van Lier. Each made a great impact to the Bulls, Kerr as the team’s first head coach and Van Lier as a tough point guard in the 1970’s.

Then, during the Bulls glory days of the 1990’s, each made an impact as broadcasters. Kerr was the color commentator who cheered along with the fans, screaming in awe when Michael Jordan hit the shot over Craig Ehlo to advance the Bulls past the Cavaliers. Van Lier was the studio analyst who was always tough but fair with his opinions of the team, constantly telling the young players to give effort for all 48 minutes.

Each will be greatly missed, and the entire TTCS staff sends our condolences to the Kerr and Van Lier families, as well to Bulls fans everywhere. We invite you to post your favorite memories of each legend in the comments section.

RIP to Norm and Red.


Norm Van Lier
1947-2009

Johnny 'Red' Kerr
1932-2009

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Top Ten Athletes Who Mean the Most to Their Sport

With Tiger Woods making his return to golf yesterday, it got us thinking about the effect he's had on the sport since he's been gone.

I'm sure you've heard the same question being asked over again everywhere you look, so we'll lay off Tiger for a minute.

Instead, we thought about what stars carried their sport's popularity on their shoulders.

So without further ado, here are the Top Ten Athletes Who Mean the Most to Their Sport.



10. David Beckham


Before I say a word about Beckham, understand that I am not knocking soccer in any way here. This is not to say that he's the best in the world, nor that he is the most popular in the world.

What it means is that here in the states, the common fan knows David Beckham.

They don't know who Kaka or Ronaldinho are.

But Beckham drives the sport in the states and managed to even attract people to watch an MLS game.

Once he leaves the Galaxy, soccer will once again fade into the darkness of the universe (how terrible is that?).

9. Alexander Ovechkin & Sidney Crosby


The generations who grew up on Roenick, Chelios, Lemieux, Messier and Lindros have all but forgotten about hockey.

But with Ovechkin and Crosby headlining on ponds nationwide, the NHL is enjoying a steady rise in its popularity.

No doubt there are a ton of young and talented stars in the NHL these days (Kane and Toews among them), but Sid the Kid and the Russian Assassin are leading the league's resurgence.


8. Tony Hawk


The original Bird Man.

He's retired from competition, but Tony Hawk still remains at the top of skateboarding.

He's even featured in that ridiculous Guitar Hero commercial alongside Phelps, Jeter, and Kobe.

Speaking of which, why would they even make that version if they planned on using Heidi Klum in another version?

Which one would you rather see?


7. Rafael Nadal & Roger Federer


In order for tennis to gain any form of attention, there needs to be a rivalry between its two biggest stars.

Agassi and Sampras.

Connors and Borg.

McEnroe and Connors.

Nadal and Federer.

For years Federer was doing things nobody had ever done in the sport with very little attention or respect from the casual fan. Now that Nadal has stepped up and challenged - and perhaps overtaken - Federer, tennis has once again become a blip on the radar.

6. Dale Earnhardt Jr.


There's no question that Jimmie Johnson is the best driver in NASCAR. That's probably an understatement, but I'm doing my best not to insult the sport.

But whether you care to admit it or not, Dale Jr. is the most recognizable face in NASCAR and has a huge impact on the success of the sport.

He's an average driver at best, but he's somehow generated a note of pop culture success and is a household name.

The only one in NASCAR.


5. Michael Phelps


His propensity for water pipes withstanding, Michael Phelps is an icon in this country.

Men in speedos rarely draw the attention of your everyday sports fan. But Phelps and his ridiculous performance at the 2008 Summer Olympics made us all men's swimming enthusiasts if not for only a moment.


4. Shaun White


Would a half pipe competition at the X-Games be the same without Shaun White?

Without his theatrics, the X-Games and other events like it merely become your second option on the remote control. The commercial filler.


3. Misty May-Treanor & Kerri Walsh


Sure you'll probably tune in to catch some beautiful women running around in bikinis from time to time.

But do you actually pay attention to the score if it's not Misty May Treanor and Kerri Walsh?

This duo dominates women's sand volleyball and have taken their place amongst the most popular female athletes of all time. They've taken home the gold and managed to draw interest into a sport that suffers in gathering an audience for the men's side of the game.

A feat not so typical in the sports world.

2. Lance Armstrong


I have not watched a second of cycling since Lance Armstrong retired. Granted I didn't really even watch when Armstrong was cruising to seven consecutive Tour de France titles. It took me almost ten minutes to even remember Floyd Landis' name.

But the only time cycling has ever even enjoyed a second of notoriety is when Lance was on top.

It's a sport that is ignored 99.9% of the year, yet Armstrong is starting to spark some interest again with a comeback attempt.

Most likely I'll continue to ignore the sport, but I'll check from time to time to see how Armstrong is doing.


1. Tiger Woods


Golf has suffered tremendously when Tiger Woods went down with a knee injury. Losing Woods completely wiped golf from the sports world radar and television ratings plummeted.

As quoted in this article on golf.com, CBS Sports President said "Ratings are at least 50 percent higher when he's on the leaderboard on a weekend. That's just a fact."

Tigger made his triumphant comeback yesterday at the WGC-Accenture Match Play Championship and defeated the unluckiest man in the world, Brendan Jones.

He looked healthy and ready to reclaim his spot on top of the golf and perhaps, the sports world.

All eyes are on Tiger.

So too, are they on golf.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Top ten most popular athletes who use Twitter

Will Leitch's fine profile on the dudes that started Twitter got us thinking about what athletes use it. Twitter would seem to be perfect for athletes: they can reach their fans quickly and conveniently without going through a reporter, and it doesn't take nearly as much time or effort as maintaining a blog. Here are the top ten most popular athletes on Twitter.

UPDATE: Alas, it seems the good folks at Coed Magazine did a similar post about a month ago. Don't want to make it seem like we're stealin' their idea or anything, so go check out that list, too. They've got some people we don't have, and vice versa.


Followers: 998



Followers: 1,106

8. Shaun White


Followers: 2,035

7. Natalie Gulbis


Followers: 2,873

6. Eli Manning


Followers: 3,520

Followers: 3,641

Followers: 3,680

3. Michael Phelps

(Come on, like we could really choose any other picture...)

Followers: 15,012



Followers: 165,638

Followers: 173,979

Top Ten most overhyped sporting events

BY DANNY SHERIDAN

With the NFL Combine wrapping up later today, we will now have to suffer through two months of mock drafts and Mel Kiper Jr., never a good combination. The NFL Combine and NFL Draft are just two of the many sporting events that are overrated and overhyped when you consider all the coverage that goes into them. Here are the 10 most overhyped sporting events.


10. MLB opening day
If Albert Pujols goes 0-for-4 on opening day with four strikeouts, here might be some of the reaction: “What’s wrong with Pujols? Why did I draft him first in my fantasy league again?” If the Orioles beat the Yankees on opening day and rough up CC Sabathia: “The Yankees spend all that money, and they are still the third best team in that division.” If Jerry Owens goes 4-for-5 and steals a couple bases: “Looks like the Sox have found their center fielder of the future.”

9. Super Bowl The expectations for the Super Bowl are exceedingly high, considering it’s the championship game for the most exciting professional sport. While we’ve been treated to two great games in a row, did the majority of people who weren’t Giants, Patriots, Steelers, or Cardinals fans honestly care about the outcomes? For two weeks, we are forced to listen to the same overanalysis and over-done feature stories. Leading up to this year’s game, how many different times did we hear about how great Larry Fitzgerald and Troy Polamalu are?

8. Winter Olympics
You can get a gold medal for events so goofy that they could have been dreamed up by a bunch of bored third-graders trying to kill time on a snow day. The Winter Olympics are basically a celebration of unknown amateur athletes competing in frostbite conditions in events that no one really understands (with the exception of ice hockey).

7. Duke-North Carolina basketball When you combine the annoying presence of Dick Vitale and the fact they play two or sometimes three times a year, this rivalry isn’t nearly as good as ESPN makes it out to be. Maybe part of me is just sick of seeing Duke make Tyler Hansbrough look like God’s gift to basketball these last four years. There might not be two more overrated coaches in college basketball than Mike Krzyzewski and Roy Williams.

6. NFL Draft Let’s face it, you can do all the scouting in the world, but the NFL Draft is a crapshoot. No one can predict the success of a player, no matter how good he was in college, how good he looks on film, or how well he tested at the NFL Combine. Just once I’d like Mel Kiper Jr. to actually go out on a limb and risk his reputation by saying something like, “I guarantee this guy will be a major bust.” Finally, outside of when your favorite team is picking, does anyone really watch or care?

5. BCS Bowls
Before the BCS, the Rose, Sugar, Orange, and Fiesta Bowls all meant something. Now, these four bowls only serve three real purposes; make money, give a couple of the winning teams rallying cries as to why they should have played for the national championship, and help determine next year’s preseason rankings. Also, how did we get to the point where teams like Louisville, Wake Forest, Cincinnati, Kansas, and Hawaii get to play in these “marquee” games?

4. NFL Combine
Wonderlic tests, 40-yard dashes, bench presses, vertical jumps, physical measurements; jeez my head hurts. What’s worse is that every NFL team sends their GM, coaches, and entire scouting departments. Even worse is that the difference between a half a second in your 40-yard dash time could earn or lose you a few million dollars. The worst part though is that the NFL Network covers the weeklong showcase live.

3. Yankees-Red Sox Thank you, ESPN. The teams are going to play each other some 18 times during the regular season, so to attach any importance to a three-game series in May is beyond stupid. It was pretty cool though seeing Don Zimmer get knocked to the ground after charging Pedro Martinez in the 2003 ALCS.

2. National signing day If recruiting analysts really knew everything, shouldn’t Notre Dame have had a lot better than a combined 10-15 record these last two seasons? While the most dedicated evaluators do their best to see as many athletes as they can in person, much of it is still word of mouth and a few looks at some old video. In reality, the rating system is a very subjective educated guess. Besides, there are never really any surprises. The Ohio State’s, LSU’S, Oklahoma’s, USC’s, etc are always going to be right at the top. And, please, can we eliminate the press conferences where the player keeps everyone in suspense before finally putting on his school’s hat while his family cheers in the background?

1. Heisman Trophy The amount of ink and air time wasted on this is mind-boggling. More often than not, the best player doesn’t win, and the winner often fails to find success at the pro level. And while we’re at it, why don’t we just call it what it is: the award given to the best quarterback or running back from a powerhouse program.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Top ten Cubs question marks

Last week I reeled off 10 potential problems for the White Sox. This week it's the Cubs turn. Looking at the lineup alone, there is no way this team does not win the World Series. Looking at the fact that they play in the NL Central, if they don't make the playoffs, not only should Hendry and Piniella be fired, but the entire team should be sold off for draft picks so they look like a $160 million Marlins team after a World Series win. As great as I see this team being this year however, there are a few flaws.

10. Can Harden hold up?
Harden was simply lights-out once he came over in exchange for the crap heap that is Matt Murton and Eric Patterson. He went 5-1 with a 1.77 ERA in Cubbie blue. But he has been a guy associated with injuries since he has entered the baseball fray. He is by far the game's best #4 pitcher and could be an ace on maybe a 1/3 of MLB's teams; if he stays healthy.

9. Can Fontenot handle a full season?
Mike Fontenot has been an excellent rotational infielder for the Cubs since coming up in early Summer of 2007. But now he is without DeRosa (who I will talk about later) and is the head honcho at second. He ultimately becomes a rookie again never having played this many games in a season (119 in 2008, 86 in 2007). He and Theriot have a well-publicized friendship that will definitely help, especially when turnin'-two.

8. Is the loss of DeRosa going to hurt them come August?
I know the deal was made in attempt to obtain Jake Peavy (which didn't make sense either), but there is no way giving away Mark DeRosa is not not going to hurt the Cubs. He played in 149 games at six different positions last year. He picked up for Fukudome in right, replaced Soriano when he got injured, and played 95 games at second. He hit .285 with 21 homers, 103 runs and 87 driven in. Those numbers made him more than a role player last season.

7. Will Ryan Dempster repeat?
Dempster hit a time last summer where he was simply unhittable. He was rewarded with a four-year-$52 million deal. But he will be 33 in May and will he find a way to post an ERA of 2.96? I would assume not.

6. Soriano really going to lead off again?
To me, this is the most pointless question we hear on a daily basis. I would assume that unless Fukudome gets his act together, or Fontenot becomes a .330-hitter, the Fonz is going to stay at leadoff. It's not like they're in this deep search for another power hitter. there 3-6 is going to look like this: Lee, Aramis, Bradley, Soto. Those four are going to hit 100+ home runs. Not to mention that the bottom of the order, Fontenot and Reed, who both hit .300 last year for 2/3 of the season, are not your typical 7-8 hitters and will be on the base paths when #12 steps to the plate anyway. There aren't many leadoff hitters who are expected to get 90 RBI, but putting him there makes more sense to me than dropping him in the middle of all the other power. I wish the Sox had this problem.

5. Will Milton Bradley be worth $30 million?
While Bradley's .999 slugging percentage was incredible last year, he did so in Arlington, the American League version of Coors Field. There are so many questions behind Bradley that could hinder his time in Chicago. Can he play defense? He only played 19 games in the field last year. Will his temper get the best of him? Lou will have to find a way to control those mood swings though. I honestly think Bradley will fit in fine. It's not like Fukudome or Hoffpauir are Willy Mays out there. They needed a lefty bat and decided him over Dunn.

4. Fukudome in center field?
Johnson and Fukudome are going to be platooning in center. While against lefties they should be ok, because Johnson will be batting (.307 in 109 games last year). But the same cannot be said when Kosuke gets his turn. Is he going to show he is worth that fat contract he got in 2008, or is he going to flop again? This would be a higher question mark if Reed wasn't splitting carries with him.

3. Will Marmol be the man?
Last year, an argument could be made that Carlos Marmol was the best reliever not closing. With an exception of that early July debacle when he forgot he had to throw the ball over the plate and not the guy's head, Carlos was dominant. While he was not directly tied into either the Kevin Gregg or Kerry Wood deal, they both happened because of the faith Hendry put in the Dominican. The Cubs have the luxury of having three potential closers in their bullpen though, but if Marmol doesn't work, none will be as efficient as Wood was last season after May.

2. Is Neal Cotts their lefty specialist?
I say this now half-joking, especially believing the only thing I would consider Cotts a specialist at is whiskey-downing. But this could be a potentially huge problem. They have no other lefty in the bullpen. Um, Hendry may want to fix that. Joe Beimel is available, as are Ricardo Rincon and the infamous Will Ohman. And with the market being what it is (Hudson signing for $3 mil, Crede for $2) Beimel could be had for a few million and they wouldn't even have to give up a draft pick.

1. Can the vets stay healthy?
While Marmol, Sotos and Theriot all were key contributors to the 97-win Cubs last year, they have to depend on Ramirez, Lee, Soriano, Zambrano and so many other veterans to remain off the DL in order for them to compete again. The one thing hurting this Chicago team right now is the fact that so many guys have tendencies to find themselves missing a couple weeks a year to nagging injuries.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Special segment: Athlete Look-Alike

I went to the Art Institute yesterday and as much as I try to appreciate art, I could not help but laugh when I saw this again. So here is a post I did last January about the last time I went to the nation's finest collection of art.

While wandering the Art Institute today, I came across a piece of art that I felt resembled that of one of Chicago's finest athletes. Asking my Kalamazoo-native girlfriend who is "trying" to learn things about sports who that picture looked like, she responded immediately to the answer I was hoping for. Below is the image.








This is a portrait of Alfred Sisley, done by Renior. If that is what Sisley looks like with a paint brush, how can one help but feel that he has a striking resemblance to......







That's right folks, my favorite Bear, Mr. Disgrace himself, Kyle Orton. So from now on, when you watch Kyle take the ball from center, throw a wounded duck to Adrian Peterson in the backfield and you say, "Wow that's no work of art," I'm going to have to completely disagree, because that's exactly what Kyle Orton is.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Top Ten Chicago athletes with two first names

What do a popular SportsCenter anchor, the NBA’s best point guard and two of the funniest characters on TV have in common? Brian Kenny, Chris Paul, Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm) and Michael Scott (The Office) all have first and last names that could be just a first name. Here are ten Chicago athletes who also share that distinction, along with some notables who share the names.

(Sorry ahead of time for all the dated movie and TV references. Finding notable people with some of these first names was pretty tough.)

10: Anthony Thomas/David Terrell

Along with having two first names, Thomas and Terrell have lots in common. Both played at the University of Michigan, both were drafted by the Bears in 2001 and both had short NFL careers, though A-Train had at least one good year for the team during his rookie year. The Bears would have been much better off with wide receiver Terrell Owens and a quarterback named Thomas Edward Patrick Brady.

9: Corey Benjamin

The former Bulls guard averaged about five points a game during his three year, 144 game career. He wasn’t much better than two other former Bulls who shared his names, Corey Blount and Ben(jamin) Wallace. In case you were wondering, players taken after Benjamin in the 1998 NBA Draft include current NBA All-Star Rashard Lewis and Mr. Skip to My Lou, Rafer Alston.

8: Kevin Gregg

It remains to be seen if Gregg will be a solid player for the Cubs, since he hasn’t even thrown a pitch yet. But its unlikely he’ll ever be as good or memorable as two other pitchers who wore Cubby Blue, Greg Maddux (different spelling but same pronunciation) or Kevin Tapani.

7: James Allen

Best remembered for his diving catch on a Hail Mary at the end of regulation in a 2001 Bears/Browns game, Allen wasn’t ever a star player for the team. But he did have some nice years, even eclipsing 1,000 rushing yards in 2000. Still, Bears fans would have been happier with a running back that has speed similar to Allen Iverson, not James Gandolfini.

6: Albert Belle

The former White Sox star is the only one on this list who has the first name of a male and the last name of a female. Albert wasn’t as smart as Einstein or as compassionate as Belle from Beauty and the Beast, but the dude could definitely hit a baseball.

5: Brandon Lloyd

The former Fighting Illini and current Bears wide receiver is known for making amazing catches and dropping balls that hit him in the chest. After missing much of the season with an injury that many critics claimed wasn’t as serious as the wideout said, its obvious the Bears would have been better off with a player that has the toughness level of Brandon Jacobs and not of Ari Gold’s assistant on Entourage, Lloyd.

4: Cubs first basemen


Nothing against Fred McGriff and Eric Karros, but it seems that for a long time, the Cub on the right side of the infield has had two first names. Starting with Mark Grace, then Randall Simon followed by Derek Lee, it’s been almost all first name first basemen for 20 years. Maybe it’s a sign that when Lee’s time is done on the North Side, the Cubs will sign another two first namer, Ryan Howard.

3: Ben Gordon

A winner of the NBA Sixth Man Award during his rookie season, BG has been a good scorer and bad defender for his entire Bulls career. He probably wishes though he was as successful as Super Bowl winning quarterback Ben Roethlisberger or as rich as the character Gordon Gekko from the movie Wall Street.
2: Frank Thomas

The Big Hurt was one of the premier hitters of the 1990’s, winning AL MVP in both 1993 and ’94. He never led the Sox too far in the playoffs, but #35 still was a feared hitter for a long, long time on the South Side. His 521 homers is 18th all-time, 250 more than former Twin Tom Brunansky but 67 behind Hall-of-Famer Frank Robinson.

1: Michael Jordan

Not even a starting five of Michael Finley, Jordan Farmar, Michael Beasley, DeAndre Jordan and Michael Olowokandi, coached by Eddie Jordan, could beat His Airness.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Top Ten Things You Should Know About the Bulls-Kings Trade

10. Michael Ruffin

The only player in this deal to be traded twice in the span of an hour.

Ruffin didn't really do much for the Bulls. And outside of his career best 14 point, 16 rebound game last season against the Heat, he hasn't done much for anyone.

What Portland's motivation is for acquiring Ruffin remains to be seen. But the Bulls lost absolutely nothing and Ruffin was simply an extra piece to make the numbers match up.


9. Cedric Simmons

Simmons won't find anymore playing time in Sac-Town than he did here in Chicago.

He'll most likely be released at the end of the season and be free to try out with any team that will have him. I wouldn't be surprised to see his name pop up in the D-League to work his way back up to the bigs.

He was just wasted space on the bench and Bulls are the same team without him.


8. Andres Nocioni

As much as the blue collar city of Chicago enjoyed Nocioni early on in his Bulls career, his constant whining and flopping certainly grew tiresome as time wore on.

I've always compared him to that guy at the rec center who chucks up a three ball anytime it touches his hands. Flopping is not defense and when the calls weren't going his way or his shot wasn't falling, Nocioni was just another liability out on the court.

He'll remind the Kings of Vlade Divac, but I hope they realize that Vlade sucking down a Lucky Strike mid-sprint is better than anything Nocioni has to offer.


7. Drew Gooden

Drew Gooden's time in the Windy City wasn't all that bad, but then again, not for the $7.1 million he's still owed.

On the other side, Kings fans can't be too excited about a guy that was only traded for because of his expiring contract. It's what comes after his contract expires they can be happy about because the Kings will have the cap space for a nice free agent acquisition.

As for the Bulls, they're one step closer to removing the bad memories of the Ben Wallace and subsequent trade to get Gooden era.


6. Brad Miller

Raise your hand if you ever thought Brad Miller would be making a return trip to the Bulls and that the majority of you would be happy about it.

Anyone?

Miller has lost a step since his days in red (that is, if he ever had one), but he's still one of the best passers out of the post that you'll find in the Association.

He'll help the Bulls with their super secret, drive and kick strategy due to his ability to knock down the elusive mid range jumper.

Health will always be a concern (coincidentally, his last game was against the Bulls), but definitely an upgrade at Center.


5. John Paxson

He found the trigger!

I've been as rough as anyone on Paxson this season, but here I've got to give the man his due credit.

I'm impressed with this deal.

Instead of just complaining about what didn't happen in a deal for Amare Stoudamire, Pax went out and made a trade that makes a whole lot of sense for his team.

Miller and Salmons should contribute immediately and make them a better squad before they even suit up for the first time.

Nice job Pax.


4. John Salmons

The most attractive part of the deal has to be Salmons.

While showing nothing but mediocrity through his first five years in the league, Salmons has taken his game to a new level this season, averaging 18.3 ppg, 4.2 rpg and 3.7 apg.

Standing at 6'6", Salmons is an athletic small forward the Bulls could definitely use alongside Derrick Rose.

But be careful of expecting too much too quickly from Salmons as he's become a chucker at the expense of becoming relevant in the NBA. On a team loaded with shoot first, blame Vinnie Del Negro later players, Salmons may need some time to find his niche.


3. Vinny Del Negro

While this relives pressure from the Paxson situation, it only intensifies it upon our rookie head coach.

Is he going to be able to steady the ship with new faces, young kids, crafty vets and 'I gotta get min' on board?

I'll believe it when I see it, but it's going to be a rocky start.


2. Who's losing minutes?

Miller instantly becomes the Bulls starting center, sending Noah to the bench and taking away his minutes.

Salmons, on the other hand, is a bit trickier.

First of all, you can send Thabo back to the bench where he belongs. Salmons is listed as a SF, but plays more as a hybrid guard/forward than anything and will be fighting for minutes in the guard rotation.

He was averaging 37.4 minutes per game in Sacramento, but I doubt he'll get anywhere near that on the Bulls.

How's Vinny going to keep everyone happy?


1. More Wins?

Because that's what it's all about right?

Does this deal make the Bulls legitimate playoff contenders?

I guess, but more by default than anything else.

The bottom of the East is far from being considered what you'd call stiff competition. The Bucks currently hold the 8th seed with a sterling record of 27-30.

Bulls fans can definitely expect this team to make a playoff push, but let me ask you this:

Would you rather the Bulls made the playoffs or get a lottery pick?

I'm not so sure.

You?

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Top ten athletes who have come back from retirement

10. Junior Seau


Retired: August 14, 2006 with the Chargers on a one-day contract
Came back: August 18, 2006 with the Patriots
How he fared: Started and served as a captain on the arguably the best Super Bowl runner-up of all-time.

9. Randy Couture


Retired: February 4, 2006
Came back: January 11, 2007
How he fared: In his last bout, Couture was KO'd by Brock Lesnar in one of the biggest fights in UFC history.

8. Ricky Williams


Retired: May 14, 2004
Came back: July 24, 2005
How he fared: Even at age 31, when most running backs can barely walk down a flight of stairs, Williams remains relatively productive. He scored four touchdowns last season for the Dolphins.

7. Ryne Sandburg


Retired: 1994
Came back: 1996
How he fared: At age 36, Ryno returned to club 25 dingers for the Cubbies in 1996.

6. Lance Armstrong


Retired: July 24, 2005
Came back: January 2009
How he fared: This summer, we shall see.

5. Magic Johnson


Retired: November 7, 1991
Came back: 1996
How he fared: Johnson averaged 14.6 points, 6.9 assists, and 5.7 rebounds per game in the last 32 games of the '96 season.

4. Brett Favre


Retired: March 4, 2008
Came back: July 29, 2008
How he fared: Single-handidly choked away a division title for the Jets.

3. Roger Clemens


Retired: Following the 2003 season
Came back: January 12, 2004
How he fared: Still was one of the league's best starters, but steroid allegations have soiled his legacy.

2. Mario Lemieux


Retired: A few times
Came back: A few times
How he fared: Super Mario was at the absolute apex of his powers when Hodgkin's Lymphoma struck him down in 1993. In 2003, at age 37, scored 92 points in 67 games.

1. Michael Jordan


Retired: October 6, 1993
Came back: March 18, 1995
How he fared: Won three consecutive titles, retired, came back, won three more consecutive titles. Some believe Jordan actually made a second comeback from retirement 2001, but those people are crazy because that never actually happened. The picture above is clearly PhotoShopped.