Top Ten Anti-Cub, Anti-White Sox T-Shirts

Tomorrow, it begins.

The weekend that forces every Chicagoan to take sides in the battle for baseball supremacy and more importantly, bragging rites.

Cubs - Sox. Round 1.

Friendships are forgotten and family ties are severed for the next three days. Trash talking is at an all time high and when Wrigley Field starts filling up with fans from both teams, things escalate quickly.

The shirt on your very back can provide the opening shot in the war games of trash talking, and here are the Top Ten Anti-Cubs, Anti-Sox shirts you may see this weekend.

10.

So true, so true.

9.

Not really a shot at Sox fans directly, but anytime you can throw out 'Fukudome You' is a solid first stone in a Cubs-Sox argument.

8.

I sat here for awhile trying to figure out why I kept thinking of Z-Dubs when I saw this shirt. You rock this T and I guarantee you'll be throwing drunken punches by sundown.

7.

There are quite a few variations to this, but really can you argue its message? With a case of Old Style in your system, I'm sure all Cubs fans would agree you sure the F*%# could.

6.

Simple and direct, this shirt really doesn't need explanation. Now Sox fans, don't get your mullets in a twist, it's just good clean fun.

5.

Agreed.

4.

Ouch.

3.


This shirt never gets old to me. Insulting Wrigley pisses off Cubs fans faster than Alfonso Soriano loses a ball in the sun. It's automatic, just like (insert your own Brant Brown joke here).

2.

Lil' Jimmy, you're a wanted man on the South Side. We go after 80-year-old coaches regularly, don't think for a second we won't mess up a little kid.

1.

Wear this proudly, but wear it with eyes in the back of your head.
Cubs fans hate winners and you should know it by now.


WE NEED YOUR HELP!
Next Thursday, we'll be bringing out Part II of this list and we need you to send in pictures of your favorite anti-Cubs or anti-Sox t-shirts!

Send them to matthewolsen81@yahoo.com